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Song Parodies -> "Hello J. A. B."

Original Song Title:

"Hello, Mary Lou"

Original Performer:

Ricky Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Hello J. A. B."

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

Celebrating the return of one of amiright's premier parodists ...
"Hello J. A. B."

We’ve grown accustomed to the sight
each morning here at AmIRight
of two or three and sometimes even four
new parodies by J. A. B.
and mostly of such quality
they have us calling out “John Barry, more!”

Hey, hey, hello, J. A. B., how is your knee?
We hope you had successful surgery!
Welcome back, J. A. B. -- it’s good to read
once again whatever songs you’ve parodied.

This parodic’ly fecund fella,
briefly slowed by post-patella
surgery, now moves beyond the pain
resuming his frenetic rate
of spoof production, which is great --
we’d hate to see the output of John wane.

And so hello, J. A. B., how is your knee?
We hope you had successful surgery!
Welcome back, J. A. B. -- it’s good to read
once again whatever songs you’ve parodied.

© Stan Hall

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John Barry - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stan! I'm an old man, and recovery is going slowly. Turned out my meniscus was more mangled than originally thought.
alvin - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
hope ya feel better soon john....nice of you to write this, stan
Stan - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys. JB, glad you're at least enough on the mend to be back penning parodies. :-)
Kristof Robertson - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Great trib, Stan...and JAB, I hope you're healing up well, brother. 555
LittleCupCakes - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for this great ~Get-Well~ parody for Sir John Barry, Le Marquis o'Lusty Parody" and i pray that the ~god o'Knees~ will heal thee soon, Captain John.

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