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Song Parodies -> "Javelin Man (the AMC Lament)"
Original Song Title:
"Travelin' Man"
Original Performer:
Ricky Nelson
Parody Song Title:
"Javelin Man (the AMC Lament)"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
2007 January is "car" month. a special emphasis on cars this month for parodies..
I'm a Javelin man,
bought a lot of crap all over the world
and in every port I'd need some parts
like some grease for my rusted wheel
it's a rusty little bucket from AMC
I wonder, "Oh, will she go"?
never get it to Alaska, just wait and see
not happen, no no no
on my street drive in, her this whirlin' now..
feel the rubber it burns
and the smoke that now billows something's very wrong
now my stomach churns
pretty nice the buy was easy, from AMC
I remember it well
when my first tow truck brought her coming back
I told them to go to hell
------ Instrumental Interlude ------
on my street drive in, her this whirlin' now..
feel the rubber it burns
and the smoke that now billows something's very wrong
now my stomach churns
pretty nice the buy was easy, from AMC
I remember it well
when my first tow truck brought her coming back
I told them to go to hell
Oh, I'm a Javelin man
Yes, I'm a Javelin man
Yes, I'm a Javelin man
Whoa, I'm a Javelin man
bought a lot of crap all over the world
and in every port I'd need some parts
like some grease for my rusted wheel
it's a rusty little bucket from AMC
I wonder, "Oh, will she go"?
never get it to Alaska, just wait and see
not happen, no no no
on my street drive in, her this whirlin' now..
feel the rubber it burns
and the smoke that now billows something's very wrong
now my stomach churns
pretty nice the buy was easy, from AMC
I remember it well
when my first tow truck brought her coming back
I told them to go to hell
------ Instrumental Interlude ------
on my street drive in, her this whirlin' now..
feel the rubber it burns
and the smoke that now billows something's very wrong
now my stomach churns
pretty nice the buy was easy, from AMC
I remember it well
when my first tow truck brought her coming back
I told them to go to hell
Oh, I'm a Javelin man
Yes, I'm a Javelin man
Yes, I'm a Javelin man
Whoa, I'm a Javelin man
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Javelin Man - Keep away from SUV Sue.
funny concept...i remember javelins
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