Song Parodies -> "I'm Too Sexist"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Too Sexy"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Right Said Fred

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Too Sexist"

Parody Written by:

Sexist Kit Rowe

The Lyrics

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

I'm too sexist for you love, too sexist for you love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexist for my shirt, too sexist for my shirt
So sexist it hurts
And I'm too sexist for Milan, too sexist for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexist for your party
Too sexist for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a moron, you know what I mean
And like to see the girlies in a catfight
In a catfight, in a catfight, yeah
I love those little girlies in their catfight
Meow!

I'm too sexist for my car too sexist for my car
Too sexist by far
And I'm too sexist for my hat
Too sexist for my hat, what do you think about that

I'm a moron, you know what I mean
And like to see the girlies in a catfight
In a catfight, in a catfight, yeah
I love those little girlies in their catfight

I'm too sexist for my, too sexyist for my, too sexist for my

I'm a moron, you know what I mean
And like to see the girlies in a catfight
In a catfight, in a catfight, yeah
I love those little girlies in their catfight

I'm too sexist for my cat, too sexist for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat
I'm too sexist for you love, too sexist for you love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexist for this song

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Michael Pacholek - November 25, 2006 - Report this comment

Madame Speaker, will the gentleman yield? (What "gentleman"?) Good point.

Mr 1s - November 26, 2006 - Report this comment

crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2LD4U - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment

I am not even going to vote for this song. Not only is this one too close to the original, but you do not even know WHAT TRUE SEXISM IS!!! (Tip: talk to any Muslim guy, THEN rewrite this song)!

Charlotte - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment

Yeaahhh...Am I right in thinking that most of the verses are hardly changed at all? And how the hell can you be too sexist for a car? Dipshat.

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