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Song Parodies -> "Hold The Beer"
Original Song Title:
"Hold The Girl"
Original Performer:
Rina Sawayama
Parody Song Title:
"Hold The Beer"
Parody Written by:
Duc4AmIRight
The Lyrics
Here is this song about someone who was holding a beer, which was coming in two days before the Apple original "The Greatest Beer Run Ever" came out.
Reach inside and make the beers
I won't get them on a war
Teach me the beer I used to know
Yeah, I forgot 'em long ago
So hold the beer
Hold the beer
Hold the beer
Hold the beer
Hold that beer
Hold that beer
Hold that beer
Sometimes I make down with wars
For the promises I've doing that to my stores
Moving on, maybe I never will
'Cause I left you doing on the army
Been living without you
Been living without you
Reach inside and make the beers
I won't get them on a war
Teach me the beer I used to know
Yeah, I forgot 'em long ago
So hold the beer
Hold the beer
(You gotta) Hold that beer
(You gotta) Hold that beer (Ooh)
(You gotta) Hold that beer
(You gotta)
Sometimes I just wanna make the ars
Doing them in the big army of New York
Then I'll remember who I'm really made of
And she's been seeling their beers in the horrors
Been living without you
Been living without you (Oh)
Reach inside and make the beers
I won't get them on a war
Teach me the beer I used to know
Yeah, I forgot 'em long ago
So hold the beer
Hold the beer
Close to your beers
Never ever let her go (Never let you go)
They'll tell you to go to Vietnam to share a few beers
What the hell do they know?
'Cause the beer is trying to share them
And you owe her the world
So hold the beer
Hold the beer
Reach inside and make the beers
I won't get them on a war
Teach me the beer I used to know
Yeah, I forgot about them so long ago
Reach inside and make the beers
I won't get them on a war
Teach me the beer I used to know
Yeah, I forgot 'em long ago
So hold the beer
Hold the beer
I won't get them on a war
Teach me the beer I used to know
Yeah, I forgot 'em long ago
So hold the beer
Hold the beer
Hold the beer
Hold the beer
Hold that beer
Hold that beer
Hold that beer
Sometimes I make down with wars
For the promises I've doing that to my stores
Moving on, maybe I never will
'Cause I left you doing on the army
Been living without you
Been living without you
Reach inside and make the beers
I won't get them on a war
Teach me the beer I used to know
Yeah, I forgot 'em long ago
So hold the beer
Hold the beer
(You gotta) Hold that beer
(You gotta) Hold that beer (Ooh)
(You gotta) Hold that beer
(You gotta)
Sometimes I just wanna make the ars
Doing them in the big army of New York
Then I'll remember who I'm really made of
And she's been seeling their beers in the horrors
Been living without you
Been living without you (Oh)
Reach inside and make the beers
I won't get them on a war
Teach me the beer I used to know
Yeah, I forgot 'em long ago
So hold the beer
Hold the beer
Close to your beers
Never ever let her go (Never let you go)
They'll tell you to go to Vietnam to share a few beers
What the hell do they know?
'Cause the beer is trying to share them
And you owe her the world
So hold the beer
Hold the beer
Reach inside and make the beers
I won't get them on a war
Teach me the beer I used to know
Yeah, I forgot about them so long ago
Reach inside and make the beers
I won't get them on a war
Teach me the beer I used to know
Yeah, I forgot 'em long ago
So hold the beer
Hold the beer
Hold the beer!
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