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Song Parodies -> "Oh, Kamala"

Original Song Title:

"Oh, Donna"

Original Performer:

Ritchie Valens

Parody Song Title:

"Oh, Kamala"

Parody Written by:

Gregory Blake

The Lyrics

The 2024 "DNC Nominee Coronation"
Oh, Kamala! Oh, Kamala!
There was a lawyer.
Kamala is her name.
Full of ambition without any shame.
Since she met "Willie" things have never been the same.
Oh, Kamala! Oh, Kamala!

"Sights" set on "D.A."
"Extra-Curricular Activities" eased all the pain.
"Willie" eagerly endorsed her fledgling "Campaign".
Her "Political Career" was growing and now underway.
Annointed and promoted to "Frisco D.A!"
Oh, Kamala! Oh, Kamala!

Through guile and innuendo,
No loyalty to her job,
Secretly planning to be "A.G!"
Only six months on the job!
Oh, Kamala! Oh, Kamala!

Always "Failing Upward", amazing to see!
"Word Salads" and "Cackling!"
Elected to "State A.G.!'
Weak on prosecutions, policies drawing "Major Heat!"
Still got selected for a vacant "Senator's Seat!"
Oh, Kamala! Oh, Kamala!

Well, "Golden Girl!"
"Opportunity Comes"
With the "Media" protecting your "Buns!"
From Senator, right to "VP"
"Leapfrogging" obstacles so expertly!

"24 Nominee" now just came true!
Never mind "Primary Voters" never voted for you!
If the "Polls" ever show you're "Losing" in all that you do,
"They'll" find the next "Useful Idiot" to run a "Coup" on "You!"
Oh, Kamala! Oh, Kamala!


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MAGA - August 05, 2024 - Report this comment
The smartest thing ever to come out of her mouth was Willie Brown's brown willie; and you know a guy who thinks with the wrong head can't be all that bright.
Peter Andersson - August 05, 2024 - Report this comment
Well, it was on the news even over here this morning that she doesn't want to announce her VP mate until AFTER she has already been crowned - and I thought to myself that sounds like a woman sending out invites to a shotgun wedding without telling who the groom will be because her family haven't decided for her yet, not been able to yet scare even one of poor chaps that had dipped into the cookie jar to accept the horrible gig.

I even checked out the original lyrics to Billy Idol's "White Wedding" but got the feeling it ain't the right match for the potential (parody) job.
Glenn Walker - August 05, 2024 - Report this comment
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