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Song Parodies -> "The New Year's Resolution Song"
Original Song Title:
"Auld Lang Syne"
Original Performer:
Robert Burns
Parody Song Title:
"The New Year's Resolution Song"
Parody Written by:
Rex Ungericht
The Lyrics
Another year has come and gone
And I've accomplished squat
My resolutions from last year
Are all completed - not!
I'll try again this year
I'll try again
To keep the promises I made
For tonight they are sincere
You raised a glass one year ago
And said the time had come
To give up beer and wine, but then
You started drinking rum
You'll try again this year
You'll try again
To keep the promises you made
For tonight they are sincere
And now we start another year
With pledges made tonight
We'll do whatever that it takes
To see them through - yeah, right!
We'll try again this year
We'll try again
To keep the promises we made
For tonight they are sincere
And I've accomplished squat
My resolutions from last year
Are all completed - not!
I'll try again this year
I'll try again
To keep the promises I made
For tonight they are sincere
You raised a glass one year ago
And said the time had come
To give up beer and wine, but then
You started drinking rum
You'll try again this year
You'll try again
To keep the promises you made
For tonight they are sincere
And now we start another year
With pledges made tonight
We'll do whatever that it takes
To see them through - yeah, right!
We'll try again this year
We'll try again
To keep the promises we made
For tonight they are sincere
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a great end-of-the-year song
he he
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It's funny that nearly everyone sings TOS at New Year's Eve, yet that same nearly everyone doesn't know the lyrics past the first line. Great stuff, Rex.
Thanks alvin, Ann, PMS, Red.
Maybe if everyone weren't drunk when the resolutions were made... I resolve to give you Fives... might happen... someone else already broke that resolution...
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