Ma.rion's...
Massive mamma..rians

Kindly discard, my dear,
Your Hanes brassiere--
Expose your madly, madly massive mammarians,
Marion!
Finely sculpted,
Worthy of a Cellini marble,
I would sign over my last paycheck
For a shot at your Double Dai..ry Twins!
Massive mamma..rians!

Although I've tried, my dear,
To grab your rear,
I'd rather grab your rather massive mammarians,
Marion!
If I fumble
While unhooking to hastily see them,
I might faint before I could free them
In a dream I'd be sucking che..rry blintz!
Not your mamma..rians!

Healthy bazoombas.
Like melons swingin'
What bazoombas.
Any fellow would grow while massaging
The terminal third of his prong
With some K-Y.
Helping along.

But when I've bought you beer,
You've made it clear
You'll never let me near your massive mammarians, Marion!
I've been lost in bras
And their denizens--
I can titillate girls and sep-
Tuagenarians--
Conquered virginal Virgos' chests and
Aquarians'--
But not Ma.rion's!
Massive mamma..rians!