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Song Parodies -> "Hematoma"
Original Song Title:
"Oklahoma"
Original Performer:
Rodgers and Hammerstein
Parody Song Title:
"Hematoma"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Head now hurt
Head now hurt, cause the blood now spurt
Gonna give you headaches, migraines and that nausea
Like you've been in battle
All the hurt it causeya
Hours on the I.V. in a private room
Nurses in there and nurses that zoom
Plenty of time you're filled with dope
Red ink on your chart, and lookin' for hope
Hematoma
When the clot starts formin' in your brain
And there's no cure-all, when it's subdural
And you just might pass out from the pain!
Hematoma
Yes,you might just belly up and die
But with any luck, next time you'll duck
And you won't seeing with one eye
You might give your fate to the Lord
But the Lord won't look out for your gourd
And now you're prayin'
Please fix my mind
Hematoma,
Hematoma , go "way!
(REPEAT VERSE, BUT SLURRINGLY THIS TIME
Head now hurt, cause the blood now spurt
Gonna give you headaches, migraines and that nausea
Like you've been in battle
All the hurt it causeya
Hours on the I.V. in a private room
Nurses in there and nurses that zoom
Plenty of time you're filled with dope
Red ink on your chart, and lookin' for hope
Hematoma
When the clot starts formin' in your brain
And there's no cure-all, when it's subdural
And you just might pass out from the pain!
Hematoma
Yes,you might just belly up and die
But with any luck, next time you'll duck
And you won't seeing with one eye
You might give your fate to the Lord
But the Lord won't look out for your gourd
And now you're prayin'
Please fix my mind
Hematoma,
Hematoma , go "way!
(REPEAT VERSE, BUT SLURRINGLY THIS TIME
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Extra credit for nausea/causeya.
Extra credit for the title.
Extra credit if you and Mari perform this one at the Mayo Clinic.
We were going to play there, but they put us on hold.
That line in the original about the hawk ALWAYS has begged for a nasty parody, IMHO.
You know, "Desperado" would make another good OS for this.
Rex, how about "Impetigo"?
This made my blood stand still.555
Here's a transfusion of five pints.
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