I Enjoy Being a Troll

I'm a troll, and by me that's only great!
I am proud that my posts are crazy,
That I talk in a strange and stupid way
With my world kind of topsy turvy.

I adore meeting stress with something silly
When it's late and I'm alone at my place
On I go to the 'net, acting like a hillbilly
Or a Milli Vanilli fan ready to debase

When I get a new idea to do
And I really get on a roll
I float like the clouds on air do
I enjoy being a troll

When folks say I'm insane and a dummy
And my head's not a head, but a hole
I just lap it up like honey
I enjoy being a troll

It's a kick when I exercise these powers
I'm not fooled by those who lable me a disgrace
I yak on the internet for hours
With some snack food and a grin upon my face

I'm getting some classic e-mails
And my plot's succeeding perfectly
I need attention and I hate to fail
Some killjoys don't have appreciate...great...comedy

When folks get hyped and start to flame me
As around in a dance we whirl
It's entertaining for everyone to see
A board that's gotten too reserved makes me hurl!

When someone with posts that smoulder
Shoots and scores right into my goal
It takes the world's weight off my shoulders
I enjoy being a troll!

When I read an uncomplimentary reply
While they laugh at how far gone I must be
They attack and they dismiss and they sigh
But I'm happy to know they're laughing over me!

Put downs feed my ego
And my future I hope will be
On a board full of gullible people
Who'll enjoy being a board that has a troll...like...me