There's a place that's home to society's rejects
Also known as the worst state in the world
It's filled with drunks and hicks that bounce all their checks
Going to there makes me wanna hurl
Wanna hurl
Worst place in the world
No civilization for hundreds of miles
Animal dung that's stacked not in such great piles
Never take your child to this place I say
You will have a very bad day
Polluted air that makes you choke
I'm telling you that it's not a joke

Oklahoma, where you will get raped if you're a girl
Or if you're a government building, you're blown up by guys around the world
Oklahoma, where a tornado strike's really nice
Just stay away from Oklahoma, will you please heed my dear advice?

You know you are a fascist land
And the land you belong to ain't grand
And when I say
Hell no! I ain't going, no way!
I'm only saying
That I just hate Oklahoma
Oklahoma, no way!

Oklahoma, where you will get raped if you're a girl
Or if you're a government building, you're blown up by guys around the world
Oklahoma, where a tornado strike's really nice
Just stay away from Oklahoma, will you please heed my dear advice?

You know you are a fascist land
And the land you belong to ain't grand
And when I say
Hell no! I ain't going, no way!
I'm only saying
That I just hate Oklahoma
Oklahoma, no way!

Hell no (X12)

You know you are a fascist land
And the land you belong to ain't grand
And when I say
Hell no! I ain't going, no way!
I'm only saying
That I just hate Oklahoma
Oklahoma
No way in Hell I'm going there
NO-KLAHOMA!
Spew!