Song Parodies -> "Slutty for Halloween"

Original Song Title:

"I Am Going to Like It Here"

Original Performer:

"Slutty for Halloween"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The OS, from the musical Flower Drum Song, is written as a pantoum, a poem whose 2nd and 4th lines in the first stanza become the 1st and 3rd lines of the second stanza, and so on. In the 1958 Broadway Cast Recording, the song had an instrumental break and repeated the last stanza, which I do here. OS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylebPAkUvNM; http://www.tcm.com/mediaroom/video/202186/Flower-Drum-Song-Movie-Clip-I-Am-Going-to-Like-it-Here.html (song starts at 1:28)

I am slutty for Halloween
In a sexy and skimpy skirt,
With my thighs and my biceps seen,
Plunging neckline and see-thru shirt.

In a sexy and skimpy skirt,
How outrageous a flirt I am!
Plunging neckline and see-thru shirt:
Sexy plum tart dessert, I am!

How outrageous a flirt I am!
All the men wag their tongues obscene.
Sexy plum tart dessert, I am!
I am slutty for Halloween.

All the men wag their tongues obscene.
There’s a handsome young chump I want.
I am slutty for Halloween.
It’s the dude dressed as Trump I want!

There’s a handsome young chump I want,
Flashing money and gold galore.
It’s the dude dressed as Trump I want.
Oh, the perks, dressing as a whore!

Flashing money and gold galore—
I’m so dec’rative on his sleeve!
If he’s gaga for what I wore,
I’ll be slutty for New Year’s Eve!

(instrumental break)

Little daughter in pink frill lace:
Little boys really dig her scene!
She will grow up to take my place.
She’ll be slutty for Halloween!

I didn't find a Sexy Plum Tart costume, but here's a Sexy Strawberry Tart costume: http://www.costumecraze.com/TRAD50.html

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2Eagle - October 31, 2013 - Report this comment

I like it. Haven't heard that song in years, but your parody brought it back for me.

Melanie Lee - October 31, 2013 - Report this comment

Hmm...I think some people still don't understand how the "Matches Pace of Original Song" part of the Amiright rating system works. Oh, well. Thanks to all you who voted. BTW, I'm considering wearing a mock-slutty costume next year. Happy Halloween!

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