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Song Parodies -> "Ventilator!"
Original Song Title:
"Oklahoma!"
Original Performer:
Rodgers & Hammerstein
Parody Song Title:
"Ventilator!"
Parody Written by:
Rick duncan
The Lyrics
VENTILATOR!
You couldn't pick a worser time to suck air in
You party early and you end up "late"
Fightin' for your freedom is a maskless sin
Soon be in a vegatative state
Tater state!
You'll deserve your fate
No more beer or Harley!
Love those respirators!
Each breath is a battle
Nurses ain't your waiters!
Flowers by your bedside from a guy named doom
All of your friends are in another room
Here is wishing you weren't a dope
Goin' to bars, finding girls to grope
Ventilator!
When your wind ain't goin' in your head
And the beeping sounds
You hear all around
Are the people hanging by a thread
Ventilator!
Every night you might just say goodbye
Now you're all alone
You left your home
For a rally to cheer on your "guy"
We know that America is grand
And we bury our heads in the sand
So now we say;
Ee-ee-yow!, I-in-a-fix-to-day!
Not doin' fine, Ventilator!
Ventilator,.....................................booooooooooooo.
You couldn't pick a worser time to suck air in
You party early and you end up "late"
Fightin' for your freedom is a maskless sin
Soon be in a vegatative state
Tater state!
You'll deserve your fate
No more beer or Harley!
Love those respirators!
Each breath is a battle
Nurses ain't your waiters!
Flowers by your bedside from a guy named doom
All of your friends are in another room
Here is wishing you weren't a dope
Goin' to bars, finding girls to grope
Ventilator!
When your wind ain't goin' in your head
And the beeping sounds
You hear all around
Are the people hanging by a thread
Ventilator!
Every night you might just say goodbye
Now you're all alone
You left your home
For a rally to cheer on your "guy"
We know that America is grand
And we bury our heads in the sand
So now we say;
Ee-ee-yow!, I-in-a-fix-to-day!
Not doin' fine, Ventilator!
Ventilator,.....................................booooooooooooo.
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