There doesnt seem to be a better time
To increase strife
It aint too early and it aint too late
Starting in the White House
With a nursemaid wife
Soon be livin' in Security State
Security state! Gotta stop the Hate!
Gonna jab the toddlers w/ vaccine mandaters
Postings for the BIPOC's; 'n Commie ajitaturs
Patriots in gulags per the Jan 6 hoax
Plen'y of stumbles and plen'y of jokes
Plen'y of debt unbounded in scope
Plen'y despair and loss of hope

(Strike up the band, Mon Deplorables ... )

Bi-i-i-i-i-i-i-I .. denzuela
Where the shelves are as empty as Joe's head
Where inflation rates make the Proles irate
Till the interest gets jacked up by the Fed
Bi-i-i-i-i-i-i-I .. denzuela
Ever' night my honey lamb and I
Sit in anguish deep as that Whisperin' Creep
Says its wrong to ask for some ID
We know there's decline in the land
And the xecline we know of was planned
So when we say .. "NO!"
To an old man gone astray .. "NO!"
We're only saying
"You're such a fraud, Joey Brandon."
Joey Brandon, LGB

(Cue deafening chorus of the by now 90 million strong red pilled community)*

Bi-i-i-i-i-i-i-I .. denzuela
Where our leaders have gone bat sh*t insane
Where your border fears
Get your name besmeared
Then they say, "We must defend Ukraine's"
Bi-i-i-i-i-i-i-I .. denzuela
Ever' night my honey lamb and me
Sit in disbelief as our Cipher in Chief
Make it a crime to question AOC
We know he's the Pres of the Land
But his slanders are getting out of hand
So when we say, "NAY!"
We wont brook "Il Duce" .. NAY!
We're only saying,
"You've crossed a line", Joey Scranton
Joey Brandon, not OK