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Song Parodies -> "Thou Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Thou Swell"

Original Performer:

Rodgers & Hart

Parody Song Title:

"Thou Wife"

Parody Written by:

Al Silver

The Lyrics

I'm blissfully divorced.
Thou wife, thou kosher
Thou loud, hirsute
Thy manner gaucher
Than a galoot

Both thine thighs they rub too
You’re a tub to me.
Hear me yelling to Jewess
We’re Schmeling v. Louis, Match 3.

I cannot fix her
I must divorce
Then wed a shiksa
I'd take a horse

Blonde Episcopalian
Just an alien twat
Not thou wife, thou kosher
I’ve got

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

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AFW - March 12, 2013 - Report this comment
This is quite witty...only criticism..a little short...but I guess that old show biz slogan applies..."Always leave 'em wanting more"
Barry J. Mitchel - March 12, 2013 - Report this comment
@AFW: So it wasn't "swelled" or "grande" to your liking, nor was it "pretty", but I LOL.
Old Man Ribber - March 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Al - I believe Jerry Lewis did a parody home movie titled "Come Back, Little Shiska". I wish more people on this site would appreciate (and love) your stuff as much as I do. ;D
Al Silver - March 16, 2013 - Report this comment
OMR: What we have here is a generation gap. I don't understand most of the Internet abbreviations in the Comments. As for "OS," at first I thought it meant "Operating System." Now I know it means "Oral Sex."

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