Song Parodies -> "Watch the Scouts"

Original Song Title:

"Half as Much"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Rosemary Clooney

Parody Song Title:

"Watch the Scouts"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song about the greatest moment in television history, a 1951 broadcast of "Beat the Clock" that featured 300 boy scouts, the elephant and Roxanne.

If you looked me watch the scouts as I love you
You wouldn't worry me watch the scouts as you do
You're nice to me when there was an elephant around
You only looked me up to see Roxanne

If you looked me watch the scouts as I saw Roxanne
You wouldn't stay away watch the scouts as you do
I know that I would make Roxanne the way
If you only loved me watch the scouts as I can do

You're nice to elephants when Roxanne came around
You only build me up to the Briant family

If you missed me watch the scouts as I can do
You wouldn't look away watch the scouts as you do
I know that I would take a picture
If you only loved me watch the scouts as I love you

Thanks to George & Germaine Briant. Also the greatest moment in TV & human history.

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