(OPENING INTRO):
Welcome to 1993
this Rush parody would've you in all of 61111463,0000000 seats ChuckyG, are you strapped in
(Yes)
Old Man Ribber, are you in as well
(yep)
Well, let's go oh, beware of strong language on this ride
1, 2, 3, 4, let's go

(THE TEMPLES OF BOBBITT):
It was that fateful night of June some crazy girl thought it'll be a cock
but instead a willy, and so she got out a knife and cut off John's giblets
I don't think so
Ding dong 1993 on high
that's got to hurt

(SCREAMS): Arrrrrrgh, Arrrrrrrgh

So it was wasted like an old empty beercan
Full of waste, and so is silly messages and flicking things 2 and fro

I hope you enjoyed it all
Can't give a bullshit if i've seen it all
I don't know

Hey, but was Lorena choked and what was John drinking a loads
(MONICA):

In Germany on April 30 1993
A bloke let Monica Seles scream 'woooooooooooooooooooooow' and he ran, pissing himself in Stefi Graff is a mother to fuckers I don't know

(MIA & JESUS):

The story is Mia Zapata
She was walkin' down when Jesus attacked and raped her now
She screamed 'arrrrrgh'
an old fart looked from his window outside
Goodnight

I am not the sunken Mia Zapata I am not her, never read Time again

Goodnight

(CANING FOR MICHAEl FAY):
Dreaming of Singapore in '94
He thought he kick his sorry ass
But no
he sprayed paint in a Singaporean twat
And it made him blind for weeks (Spray sound): Pzzzzzzzzzz

(Singaporean): i can't see, maaan
And he was caned
(SCREAMING): Arrrrrgh

Michael Fay said 'Singapore, i'm back'
The Singaporeans went
'Boo'

And that is all
in this old bloke's dream