I need to check for me if this game blows or if I need it, let's go
Test it for free? Real nice to know, like that real quick demo
Run all around, left, right, oh, might get for my Nintendo
But I might leave, just up and go, hence this real quick demo

I'll only pay if you'll be patient
'Cause my Xbox, Switch and PlayStation
Are made to bring me joy, I will never blot 'em
With an awful game filled up with problems (mmm)
Don't want some wonky cam'ra nonsense (mmm), way-too-long load times, that's some bollocks (mmm)
Microtransaction crap? Don't want it (ha, ha, ha, ha, yes)
Give me some time to have a problem (yes), I'd hate to miss one, bad assumption (yes)
To think it's fine, you'll happen on one (ha, ha (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh), ha)

Let me check some more, please, I need to know if it's good, if yes, let's go
Testin' for free, great way to go, like that real quick demo
Jump all around, left, right, oh, might get for my Nintendo
But I could see somethin' that blows, hence this real quick demo

What is this? Haha, brand new achievement, let's go (mmm)

So far, feels great, no bugs that linger
Bosses don't put you right through the ringer
But no pushover, that's just what I'm wantin'
Challenge to beat, could buy this, no problem (mmm)
But my brain just won't let me do it (mmm), what if the plot gets densely stupid (mmm)?
There's some mechanics, yet to use 'em (ha (ayy), ha (ayy), ha, ha (oh-oh-oh), yes) (oh-oh-oh-oh-ho-oh-oh-oh)
What if they're broken? In the usage (yes) of "damn things won't work when you use 'em" (yes)
And "game's too easy", friggin' stupid (useless)

Might need more time to see if it might blow, so you can piss off, prick, go
Test it for free, how your store goes, like that real quick demo
Run all around, left, right, oh, might get for my Nintendo
But it might be a complete joke (oh-oh-oh-oh-ho-oh-oh-oh), hence this real quick demo (yes)
Why must you be pokin' your nose in while I'm gamin', prick? Go (yes)
This test for free is how things go, like that real quick demo (yes)
Jump all around (jump all around), left, right, oh (left, right, oh), might get for my Nintendo (yes)
But if fifteen days in, it blows (oh-oh-oh-oh-ho-oh-oh-oh)? Wasted real quick demo

So I'll be in tomorrow
Hmm-mmm-mmm, for my real quick demo