Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do
Do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do (oh, that's a new mistake)

Oh, it's like that, you learn somethin' new
Ev'ry single day, guess that's true
Though I thought that aphorism would lack
The red mess that is now at hand, hmm-mmm-mmm
I can't ignore piles of red gore
I should scream "No, no, no, no more"
My instinct's not that, it's just a little pause
"I...think my plan there's cut off"

I feel so much wiser, know that thresher is just for wheat types
Ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Misaimed intuition, brain was missin ev'ry "how" and "why"
Ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
If it could extract the grain from the chaff
Then surely a debonin's not far from that?
I feel so much wiser, know that thresher is just for wheat types
Had to check, it's fine
Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do
Do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do (just a thresher, just a thresher, just a thresher, yeah)

It sounded good (do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do)
A decent plan for savin' time (do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do)
Just on-paper good (do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do)
'Cause in action, it's quite the frightful sight (do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do)
Piles of red gore (reddish gore), I can't ignore (can't ignore) (do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do)
I won't scream "No, no, no, no more" (do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do)
My only thought to this grisly mess I've wrought: (do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do)
"I...thought that I could pull that off, hahaha" (do-do)

I feel so much wiser, know that thresher is just for wheat types
Ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Though I do feel stupid since I used it, now it's caked in grime
Ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
My fault, I did this, I'm glad that I did (I did)
Because now I know for sure it's dumb as shit
I feel so much wiser, know that thresher is just for wheat types
Now it's cleanin' time
Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do (ha-ah-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm)
Do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do (just a thresher, just a thresher, just a thresher)

A whole mess of guts and flesh, I feel dumb
This big splat looks sus, must fix that
No doubt that I must (I must) wipe up all the blood (the blood)
Can't have that thing junked (thing junked), they need that
Whole thing's jammed with guts (ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ha) because I was dumb (I feel so much wiser, know that thresher is just for wheat types)
Stupid plan, it's done, can't change that (just a thresher, just a thresher, just a thresher)
Guess I must succumb and do the clean-up (I feel so much wiser, know that thresher is just for wheat types)
Replace Dad's pet duck, start with that (just a thresher, just a thresher, just a thresher, yeah)