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Song Parodies -> "Just Look Under The Turd And You'll See"
Original Song Title:
"What A Wonderful World It Would Be"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sam Cooke
Parody Song Title:
"Just Look Under The Turd And You'll See"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Like to write 'bout proctology,
Study of ass-trology.
And I try to pose a science look,
There's just something 'bout a shit they took.
And I do so like to take a view,
Body functions can have humor too.
Just look under the turd and you'll see.
So I refrain from being real prudent,
Won't you laugh with me,
Or maybe in being a dead prudent baby,
Comments would be more kindly.
Ain't allowed to do pornography,
So I'm writin' colostomy.
Facts all dealin' with neuralgia,
Up your butt like a two by four,
With songs about number one and two,
Room full of toilets waits for you,
Just look under the turd and you'll see.
So I refrain from being real prudent,
Won't you laugh with me,
Or maybe in being a dead prudent baby,
Comments would be more kindly.
Like to write 'bout proctology,
Study of ass-trology.
And I try to pose a science look,
There's just something 'bout a shit they took.
And I do so like to take a view,
Body functions can have humor too.
Just look under the turd and you'll see.
Study of ass-trology.
And I try to pose a science look,
There's just something 'bout a shit they took.
And I do so like to take a view,
Body functions can have humor too.
Just look under the turd and you'll see.
So I refrain from being real prudent,
Won't you laugh with me,
Or maybe in being a dead prudent baby,
Comments would be more kindly.
Ain't allowed to do pornography,
So I'm writin' colostomy.
Facts all dealin' with neuralgia,
Up your butt like a two by four,
With songs about number one and two,
Room full of toilets waits for you,
Just look under the turd and you'll see.
So I refrain from being real prudent,
Won't you laugh with me,
Or maybe in being a dead prudent baby,
Comments would be more kindly.
Like to write 'bout proctology,
Study of ass-trology.
And I try to pose a science look,
There's just something 'bout a shit they took.
And I do so like to take a view,
Body functions can have humor too.
Just look under the turd and you'll see.
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Are you going for the record here of how many potty, etc. songs you can write? :D Good one 5's
Maybe I'll go for an alBUM. Call it AMIRIGHT's greatest sHITs.
So Guy....you're an ass-trologer and an expert at ass-tronomy, eh? Can you tell me then..... are there moons around Uranus ? 5's
JD - I don't know, let me get some privacy and a mirror.
Good song, even better when I realized I was singing to the wrong tune about halfway through and corrected myself =)
Simply 5-5-5
ROFLMAO! 5's!
That's weird; I was just working on one with a similar theme today. This was real good butt I'll probably still do mine.
I didn't see anything under Bush.
Doh! Johnny and Guy...lololol
Now I'm in good company! I've attracted ones just like you!
Fun and educational as usual, Guy. 5-5-5
Guy...what you said...'Maybe I'll go for an alBUM. Call it AMIRIGHT's greatest sHITs. ' LOLOLOL!!
My favorite!
Yes, we can see that, Mr. Poomaster. However, this OS is actually titled "Wonderful World."
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