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Song Parodies -> "Uday Is No Danger ( Or As We Call It, The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill's Fight To Get Malky To Be Able To Write Songs About Sex Again)"
Original Song Title:
"Away In A Manger"
Original Performer:
Santa Claus
Parody Song Title:
"Uday Is No Danger ( Or As We Call It, The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill's Fight To Get Malky To Be Able To Write Songs About Sex Again)"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
Uday is no danger, we blew off his head,
the little saddam sperm is now rightly dead
the bullets that killed him, should have come from me
and blow him to bits with a big r.p.g.
the mortars were blowing, the ground had the shakes
just little bits left there like flesh frosted flakes
the dirt that he lays in a new grave was made
we had several wee holes, 'cause we used grenades
and now he's with allah, paradise so he says
but we all know better it's hell where he stays
I hope his hereafter has rooms not too big,
and all of those virgins huge cows and fat pigs
the little saddam sperm is now rightly dead
the bullets that killed him, should have come from me
and blow him to bits with a big r.p.g.
the mortars were blowing, the ground had the shakes
just little bits left there like flesh frosted flakes
the dirt that he lays in a new grave was made
we had several wee holes, 'cause we used grenades
and now he's with allah, paradise so he says
but we all know better it's hell where he stays
I hope his hereafter has rooms not too big,
and all of those virgins huge cows and fat pigs
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I liked the flesh frosted flakes....
You can still write 'em, you just gotta be a little more subtle. Boink. Bazongas. Willy Wonka. See? It's not so hard. (Heh,heh, I said "hard")
Wow , really good work.
the continuing story of mongoloid bill will continue until I get to write some sleaze!! CHUCKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry, rule won't be changing anytime soon. There may be a new one about song title length coming soon though
ok I have to say it.. I AM ON PARODY STRIKE UNTIL THE CENSOR BAN IS LIFTED, AND CHUCK AGREES TO SCREEN AS HE ALWAYS HAS FAIRLY BEFORE THE SONGS FOR CONTENT. CHUCK: YOU HAVE REJECTED SOME SONGS OF MINE EVEN IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS AND I ACCEPT THAT, AND WRITE MORE. YOUR TOTAL BAN ON THIS IS NOT HELPING MY MIND STAY FERTILE. YOU HAVE MY EMAIL LET ME KNOW IT MAY COST ME MY TITLE AS THE NUMBER ONE PARODIST ON THE INTERNET, OVER 1400 INCLUDING WHATFREAKS... BUT I WILL GIVE UP MY CROWN TO WRITE WHAT I THINK IS FUNNY, WITHOUT A TOTAL BAN. ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU FAIRLY AGAIN READ AND EVALUATE WITH YOUR GOOD SENSE THE ENTRIES. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THE NEW YEAR.. IT'S UP TO CHUCK
If you want to write about sex so much then why don't you volunteer with Chuck to take on the moderator job at WhatFreaks and keep this site for your clean parodies only.
Malc, see my entry for today (Xmas)
The original performer should be "Traditional" not "Santa Claus". In fact, Santa has nothing to do with the orignial. (I would say more, but I'm not in a good mood right now.)
Haha I thought it was pretty funny that you put Santa Clause which is why I looked at the parody. Teehee.
Uday , baby , I really miss you , I wished that you were still here. I still love you hayati.
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