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Song Parodies -> "Beat Him Senseless (the Mike Tyson Song About The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill And The Freeze On Sex Parodies)"

Original Song Title:

"Good King Wencelas"

Original Performer:

Santa Claus

Parody Song Title:

"Beat Him Senseless (the Mike Tyson Song About The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill And The Freeze On Sex Parodies)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

beat him senseless, knock him out,
knock him right to Kansas
use a head butt, knock teeth out,
put him on the canvas,
bite that ear, and chew a bit
some say you are cruel,
but we know you're just punch drunk,
and a raving foo--oo--lllllll

tape your hands, and grease your head,
tattoo both your nipples
you'll get old and wrinkled too,
you'll look like mr Whipples
take a shot and don't go down,
yell the tyson bugle
watch that big guy who's the champ
see him bash your noodle

fight the klitschko brothers next,
pay for your next feeding
they are big and strong and tough,
they'll give you a beating,
you were young and strong you know
much like david nivens
but you said your best right hook
knocked out robin givens

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Michael Pacholek - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
The baddest parody on the planet! (That's good.)
malcolm higgins - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
geez, Michael that's the nicest thing you've said to me in months.. you getting soft on me??? thanks btw merry xmas

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