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Song Parodies -> "Lockheed Constellation"
Original Song Title:
"I Put A Spell On You"
Original Performer:
Screaming Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Lockheed Constellation"
Parody Written by:
Patrick McWilliams
The Lyrics
One of the hidden treasures of Kansas City is a rare Lockheed Constellation, carefully restored and now residing in a museum at the Charles Wheeler Airport in Downtown KC Mo. I remember watching TWA Constellations fly over our house and our school in the early 1960's. The most beautiful plane of all times. Until a few years ago, the museum's "Connie" could occasionally be seen flying over Kansas City, until engine problems finally grounded it. Don't know if it will ever take to the sky again, but one can always hope.
Lockheed Constellation
You're so fine
Prettiest plane that ever flew
Saw her flyin'
I saw her flyin'
You know I still miss her
She landed downtown
We watched from the playground
Triple-tail Queen of the KC sky
She cast a spell on me
There's one still here
Still here
Will she fly?
Will she fly?
Will she fly?
Will she fly once again?
Take to the air
Thrill without compare
Four engines roar
I heard 'em
She'll put a spell on you
Keep her flyin'
You're so fine
Prettiest plane that ever flew
Saw her flyin'
I saw her flyin'
You know I still miss her
She landed downtown
We watched from the playground
Triple-tail Queen of the KC sky
She cast a spell on me
There's one still here
Still here
Will she fly?
Will she fly?
Will she fly?
Will she fly once again?
Take to the air
Thrill without compare
Four engines roar
I heard 'em
She'll put a spell on you
Keep her flyin'
Google the Airline History Museum in Kansas City for more information.
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I don't know why some others gave you "ones"....this parody is just plane good
I know why: one word--moron.
I pay little attention to numbers that don't have dollar signs in front of them. I do like to hear from folks who like my songs.
Patrick, nice job with this parody that is far from plane ;-D
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