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Song Parodies -> "Golden Gun Kehl Gave You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkin

Parody Song Title:

"Golden Gun Kehl Gave You"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Liliput Model I Pistol was given to Adolf Hitler by Nazi Party Member Max Kehl before the start of WWII. It was discovered during the occupation of Germany in 1945 in Munich in the Führerbau, a government building used for storage by an American sergeant. The inscription on this side of the pistol reads: Presented to the revered Leader Adolf Hitler by the Party Comrade Kehl in the city of Munich from his home, the City of Weapons, Suhl. On the other side is inscribed: In defiance of the Red Front and the Reaction, for the protection of our leader. Dr. August Priesack, art historian employed from 1935 to 1939 in the main archives of the Nazi party, under the command of Rudolf Hess, said: The gold plated extravagant pistol (manufactured by the Weapons Factory August Menz from Suhl; a model 11A caliber 7.65 mm; engraved by Richard Schilling from Suhl was a gift from Max Kehl from Suhl and Munich. Because Hitler always carried a pistol with him, he liked very much this especially fine model from Suhl, a well known weapons center, engraved by a highly qualified engraver. This exquisite model, particularly because of the inscription on both sides, was not suited to pass on to others as a present... For several years Hitler kept the gun on him in a specially-sewn pocket of his pants. It is now estimated to be worth from $51 million dollars to 'priceless'. Data: Adolf Hitler's Liliput Model I Pistol Caliber: .32 Action: Recoil Semi Automatic Magazine Capacity: 6 rounds Barrel Length 1.75 inches Overall Length: 4.25 inches Weight: 10 oz Year Built: 1938
Golden gun Kehl gave you
A Suhl design

Liliput Model 1 he gave you
Fine gold platin’
Schilling engravin’

Was a Nazi Party present
Max Kehl was proud
Compact 4.25”, ready
Adolf Hitler carried it around

Golden gun Kehl gave you
A Suhl design
Since 1939

Made for you
Made for you
Made for you
Same caliber as PPK
Put into storage
Suicide in the study
Walther used instead that day

Golden beauty
Golden gun Kehl gave you
A Suhl design
(At $51 million, pricey)
http://hitler.greyfalcon.us/pictures/gun2.jpg http://hitler.greyfalcon.us/pictures/gun1.jpg

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WCJ - July 26, 2011 - Report this comment
What do ya know, another man with a golden gun! ;-) Nice job Rob! 5's! :-)
Patrick - July 26, 2011 - Report this comment
A nice upgrade weapon after Geli used his .22 S&W Ladysmith to kill herself. Some folks disdain the .32, but they tend to function reliably, and you can carry them easily in a pocket. Wonder what Hitler would have thought of the 4.25mm Liliput?
Rob Arndt - July 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Some of the SS had the .22 cal belt-buckle pistols on them when they surrendered!!! And the Germans had Volkssturm cane guns too!!!
Old Man Ribber - July 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Rob - You are a veritable arsenal of info. ;D

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