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Song Parodies -> "Flying Cigar- Flight True?"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Flying Cigar- Flight True?"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

During WW2, indeed before in the 1920s, there were daring conventional and unconventional thoughts on spaceflight. While Oberth, Noordung, and Von Braun worked on terrestrial space ambitions of orbiting circular space stations and powerful conventional space rockets, the Vril Chefin and Thule Gesellschaft worked with the SS on unconventional spaceflight with SS Technical Branches E-IV and E-V. E-IV was tasked with German disc aircraft development (Flugscheiben) while E-V later was tasked with building two giant Zeppelin-like spaceships meant to travel to the Taurus Constellation to Aldebaran- 64 light years away. Vril psychics claimed communication with ancient alien life and received instructions on how to build machinery to achieve channeled spaceflight- travel through a pinprick White Hole or dimesional spaceflight travel. They had been working on this since 1922 with the JFM machine and on to some experimental Vril 7 Geist machines. By 1945 the US Army came upon massive camouflage hangars similar to the Zeppelin ones which contained a huge cylindrical object. Nobody knew what ot was but b/c of the exposed aerials assumed it was a massive radio tower. But it was of strange construction and a soldier climbed on it and discovered a cockpit entrance, Upon entering it was obvious that it was a strange flight machine missing critical instrumentation as well as the massive propulsion units. Two massive bays held nothing. This was one of the Andromeda-Gerat spacecraft. Read more with link below...
Flying Cigar- flight true?
in ‘45

SS E-V building two
Space flight tryin’
Was Grav defyin’

First German spaceships
Were built above grove
One was damaged badly
The other one “Freya” was star-bound

[Vril Chefin aboard on Earth not found]

Flying Cigar- flight true?
in ‘45
Photon drive?

It was huge
It was huge
It was huge
At 1-3-9 meters
Large diameter
Disc craft it carried
Channeled flight feature?

[Guides-star creatures?]

Army seized
Flying Cigar- flight true?
in ‘45
(postwar flight of US copy?)
http://greyfalcon.us/restored/Secret%20flying%20discs%20of%20the%20Third%20Reich.htm

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AFW - November 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Very well done..interesting..bet Monica would be crazy about a cigar of this size.
Rob Arndt - November 20, 2012 - Report this comment
I believe Robert Lee writes about the discovered machine in his book "Relics of the Third Reich"... although he was proven wrong about the discovered circular "Turbo" badges for jet fighter pilots that were NOT for German spacecraft!

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