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Song Parodies -> "Mayan Nonsense for Fools"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Mayan Nonsense for Fools"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Mayan misinterpretation and vast apocalyptic scenarios exposed!!!
Mayan nonsense for fools
lots more time!

Pre-set date fuels fatalist views
Year expirin’
Dread fear of dyin’

Folks don’t understand it
Cycle turn-arounds
Interpreted badly
= December 21st countdown

[Apocalyptic vision for clowns]

Mayan nonsense for fools
lots more time!
And signs…

Nibiru (X-Planet)
Grav zero (Poles shifting)
Sim ends-No! (Life as elaborate carbon-life video game ending)
The never-ending ways
But I don’t care
About prophecies
Wait… ‘til next day!!!

[Alive to stay]

Lunacy!
Mayan nonsense for fools
lots more time!
(Moving on with Biblical latter days!)

[Antichrist and Second Coming phase,
let us pray!]
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John Barry - December 18, 2012 - Report this comment
My oh Mayan! Such silliness.
Timmy - December 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Waiting for the Mayan calendar realignment in 4 days, so we know when the next end of the world is.
AFW - December 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Hope you're right about the Mayan-daze...but, just in case I'm stocking an extra jug of water and some non-perishable foods for me and Sniffy in my survival kit
Susanna Viljanen - December 18, 2012 - Report this comment
As long as I can auger a fishing hole on the ice and rig the nets under the ice I will survive. Just like Gloria Gaynor. 555
Rob Arndt - December 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks all.
Wendy Christopher - December 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Two days to go... and still no sign of giant Planet/Sun/Brown Dwarf Nibiru/X (delete as appropriate.) Does that mean I'll have to go and buy christmas presents after all then? ;^) Nice skewer job, Rob - 555

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