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Song Parodies -> "Gun Control of No Use"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Gun Control of No Use"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I love guns and have had a ton of them since age 7. Love target shooting and used to hunt. Also a collector of firearms and edged weaponry. But not a supporter of NRA and the 2nd Amendment argument. I sympathize with those that fear assault weapons and have lost loved ones to them whether it be school violence, drive-bys, gang warfare, or psycho massacres. But I still believe all Americans have the right to own a firearm. The responsibility for the guns and usage is on the owners and the shooters. Guns don't fire themselves. But trying to pass strong Anti-gun laws in a nation with a history of guns and love of personal freedoms is never gonna work. Guns are here to stay.
Gun control of no use
waste of time

Doesn’t matter what you shoot
Firearms buyin’
Lots of folks dyin’

So what if you ban them?
Assault types and rounds
Others just as deadly
Wheel guns, shotguns, and rifles allowed

[Can still take a lot of people down]

Gun control of no use
waste of time
Tough bind

Of no use
Of no use
Of no use
Guns are most everywhere
NRA dares
to preach legality
Defends warfare*

[Public nightmare]

No mercy
Gun control of no use
waste of time
(2nd Amendment and cries of “Land of Free”)
*warfare: defending arms not originating in the USA that are on US streets, in US schools, and increasingly used against police and the public. The auto pistol, double-action auto-pistol, true SMG, and true assault rifle are all German weapons invented from the late 19th century-WW2. They were meant for mass-killing and through the NRA are now in the hands of just about anyone that can afford them and pass a DOJ background check

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Patrick - December 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Local Cabela's store sold out of a huge shipment of 30-round magazines in one evening. This morning they got in a shipment of .223 ammo previously reserved for an advertised sale. Limit 10. Sold out in one morning. Still lots of 7.62x38R Nagant Revolver. Don't expect a big run on that anytime soon.
Rob Arndt - December 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Same here even in Cali today- lots of gun and ammo ads. Lots of specials for .223 rifles and ammo and auto-pistols on sale! Everytime a massacre like this is televised MORE people run out and buy guns fearign bans. So stop blaming guns and blame mental illness. Only a finger can pull a trigger!

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