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Song Parodies -> "She Synced Red, White & Blue"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"She Synced Red, White & Blue"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

All of this ridiculous complaining about the inaugural pre-recorded national anthem that was lip-synced by Beyonce is nonsense. Who cares as all modern inaugurals are pre-recorded in case of bad weather and any other circumstance where the anthem might get interrupted? Beyonce's voice was more than fine and she expected to sing. However, the USMC Band was not prepared and with too little time for rehearsals, the decision was made to use the pre-recording instead. I thought Beyonce did a great job and ugly rumors about her not being able to sing it or remember the words are uttterly false and malicious. If Gaga would have been the performer then all would probably worry that she'd tweak it to her style... but Beyonce? Please...
She synced Red, White & Blue
voice was fine

The lip-syncing she HAD to do
Pre-recorded
Rumors distorted

Not hard to understand it
Time was countin’ down
Marine band was not ready
The rehearsal time had been cut down

[Beyonce’s voice was solid and sound]

She synced Red, White, & Blue
voice was fine
Lacked time…

Voice was smooth
Voice was smooth
Voice was smooth
Even though recorded
Nobody cared
Cheered from their seats
Anthem moved them

[Mass approvin’]

Great singing
She synced Red, White & Blue
voice was fine
(even for a recoding)

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Old Man Ribber - February 01, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob - What supreme irony! Beyonce, unlike way too many pop performers, certainly doesn't need studio tricks. Why is this getting so much press? Most likely to keep the public's mind off of the REAL problems. ;D
Callmelennie - February 01, 2013 - Report this comment
Beyonce will simply have to put this issue to rest by knocking 'em out at the Super Bowl
Rob Arndt - February 01, 2013 - Report this comment
I shouldn't have mentioned Gaga b/c Mother Monster doesn't lip-sync- she hates it!
Patrick - February 03, 2013 - Report this comment
Beyonce's artificial performance doesn't disturb me half as much as Obama's phony platitudes.

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