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Song Parodies -> "Boston Marathon Booms"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Boston Marathon Booms"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

By now, everyone across the globe has heard of the April 15, 2013 Boston Marathon bombings set 12 seconds apart from 4:09:44. The bombs are crude improvised explosives with ball bearings for max. injury and death, but fortunately only 3 people have died so far with 17 in critical condition and 144 total injured. There have been at least 10 amputations with more surgeries required. The local Police, FBI, and even President Obama do not know if this is an act of random violence by domestic bombers or a single lunatic... or more likely some form of terrorism, domestic or foreign. No one has yet claimed responsibility...
Boston Marathon booms
4:09

Domestic bombers on the loose?
Crude bomb makin’
Three lives taken

Participants ran it
Were runnin’ downtown
Timed blasts turned deadly
Exploded, threw shrapnel into crowds

[3 died, 144 were cut down]

Boston Marathon booms
At 4:09
Were timed

Two then blew
Two then blew
Two then blew
Were 12 seconds apart
Caused quite a scare
Bypassed security
Pierced body parts

[Now, where to start?]

Was scary
Boston Marathon booms
At 4:09
(At least 2 other devices found in vicinity)



Early this morning it was reported that police and the FBI were searching for a black male under suspicion who tried to get into a restricted area with a backpack. In a CNN report a Saudi runner was being questioned...

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CryHavoc - April 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Te paroidy is straight and to thepoint but something more amusing and yes vicious would work better.

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