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Song Parodies -> "They Put Me in a Zoo (Moon Jackal Version)"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"They Put Me in a Zoo (Moon Jackal Version)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

To celebrate WCJ's return I wrote this version of our "Zoo" parodies. This one deals with Al Qaida's influence in deep Africa recruiting Islamists called Mujakahs (sp?). Called "Moon Jackals" by some deep recce French Colonial Troops. They are stuck with a needle drug and thrown down a deep hole or mine at nightfall. The drug causes bad hallucinations and terror so the recruit must seek Allah and pray through the experience. Some men have reportedly had such bad visions that they have ripped out their eyes or torn their flesh off fending off imagined demons dragging down their souls into hell. If the recruit passes, he is allowed water and local herbs that can counteract the drug's effects. And then on to foreign training camps to fight against US forces in various regions. The CIA and USAF won't admit it but drones already patrol over some areas of Africa with the French and British.
They put me in a zoo
down a mine

Stuck me with Kanja needle juice
No water sippin’
My mind was flippin’

A Mujakah must stand it
Demons all around
Visions can be deadly
Feral animals make strange sounds

[The mind plays tricks when underground]

They put me in a zoo
down a mine
For long time

Training tool
Must keep cool
Calm the soul
Resistance to torture
Al Qaida there
Allah prepare me
I must endure

[Fight US whores]

Fear flees me
They put me in a zoo
down a mine
(African Islamist is now ready)

[In sky above, Reaper is watching!]

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Patrick - July 29, 2013 - Report this comment
One more horror of war. Like child soldiers. Drones do have their uses. Just afraid the feds will start using them here.

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