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Song Parodies -> "China, IL Fools"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"China, IL Fools"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is for the Adult Swim fans that watch the show "China, IL" about the worst school in America- UCI. The show is dominated by fraternal twin teachers Steve and Frank (one is vain the other inept), TA Pony who is Mexican but can't speak or read Spanish well enough to get an easy A in that language class, Sammy who is an old wheelchair bound cranky old teacher, a muscle-head Dean voiced by Hulk Hogan, and Mike "Baby" Cakes, an undergraduate that is a huge, fat, babylike moron. The teachers spend the days drinking and trying not to teach, the students are ignorant tools, the Dean is power-hungry and demanding, while Steve and Frank are always scheming about sex with female teachers and students alike. It's one f-cked up adventure after another! Really a warped DSLV show... but I like it and so do 1.5 million viewers weekly ;-)
China, IL fools
waste school time

Twins Steve and Frank think they’re cool
‘Stead of teachin’
Spend time beer drinkin’

Poor Pony can’t stand it
Silliness abounds
TA can’t speak real Spanish
Chica in Mexico got a beat-down

[Lost passport, cartel mule, turned wolf hellhound]

China. IL fools
Do waste school time, yet
“Babycake’s” fine (child's mind)

Dean is cruel
Students-tools
The worst school
Nobody wants to work
Sex here and there
Steve and Frank plot their schemes
Come off as jerks

[But seize the perks]

Lost sanity
China, IL fools
Do waste school time
(Too much false pride and vanity)
p.s. If you don't watch the show, you won't get this :(

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