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Song Parodies -> "Aircraft Shaped Like a U"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Aircraft Shaped Like a U"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

In 1945 the Western Allies and the Soviets came upon many secret installations that were burning tons of designs for exotic weaponry on land, air, sea, and even space! The Western Allies got the Supersonic Zippermayr Pfeil (Arrow) under construction and the Lippisch DM-1 delta, while the Soviets got the DFS-346 supersonic aircraft under construction and plans for the space Saenger Silbervogel spaceplane. Other spaceplane designs were shared like the EMW A-series of manned V-2s. The US discovered a plan for a nuclear powered Nazi aircraft, the Hyperschallflugzeug by Skoda-Kauba designed for 10,000 mph (Mach 13.3) and the Soviets at Peenemunde discovered a scale model of a strange U-shaped aircraft called the Uberschallflugzeug or Uflugzeug. It was shaped like a magnet with a central fuselage was sandwiched between two V-2 rockets! The bomber had radar in the nose and provision for a single bomb to drop on London to destroy the heart of the city. The type is unknown but could have been a German nuke, FAE, liquid air bomb. or Nowak's Molecular bomb. The model was examined in the USSR but deemed impractical to build as was the Saenger Antipodal bomber! It was designed to fly at 4500 mph to target, drop its load, turn around, and then ditch in the Atlantic while the crew ejected its capsule and were to be picked up by loitering U-boats. A revenge weapon, its probable designation would have had to been V-6 as V-1 thru 5 were taken and the V-7 is still not know whether it was a Vril 7 disc craft or Miethe's V-7 unmanned aerial weapon. FYI
Aircraft shaped like a U
Uberschall design

A-4 rockets craft strapped to
Central body
Rockets curved oddly

Peenemunde had it
6 times speed of sound
Odd bomb in the belly
Designed to take London landmarks down

[V-6 weapon high above the clouds]

Aircraft shaped like a U
An Uberschall design
‘45

Radar too
5 man crew
Quite a view
Day and night it would fly
No fuel to spare
Atlantic ditching
Rescue timed right

[U-boats at sites]

Was no need
Aircraft shaped like a U
An Uberschall design
(V-Waffen stopped at V-3)
Note: The Henschel V-4 was an extended range ramjet cruise missile found on Misdroy that probably led to the postwar Soviet Ghost Rockets that plagued Scandanavia. The V-5 was the DFS Bombensegler (aka Hitler's Pub Dart) designed to hit London towed by a Bf 109!

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Patrick - November 22, 2013 - Report this comment
It would take a very trusting crew to put its faith in being plucked from the sea by a passing ship, rather than returning to the airfield from which it had departed. Sort of like the catapult fighters carried by British freighters. How well did that idea work in practice?
Rob Arndt - November 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Both the "Hurricats" and German aircraft that ran out of fuel and had to ditch were moderately successful with sea rescues. The German bomber crews wore special clothing that had chemical pads in them that heated up in the water! The Uflugzeug would have to ditch b/c the twin V-2s would have exhausted their fuel on the run. AFAIK, from Red space rocket sources, the craft had a capsule inside that ejected and floated. It is not known how the craft would have been launched- conventional or VTO. No landing gear is shown with the only sketch I've ever seen of it. Very alien-looking thing with no large wings to make a glide-back. Btw, the Italians also had catapult launched fighters from warships- Regianne Re.2000s.

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