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Song Parodies -> "Here Come Amazon Drones"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Here Come Amazon Drones"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The future of Internet delivery comes by air- literally? Amazon is testing new drone tech to deliver within 30 minutes an order of 5 lbs to a distance of 10 miles using its Prime Air octocopter! There are still hurdles of FAA rules and obstacles to hurdle but the new system should be ready by 2018. 86% of all Amazon sales are within 5 lbs weight and Amazon spends roughly $3 billion a year in shipping costs.
Here come Amazon drones
‘Net is primed
The “Octocopter” is so cool
Unmanned flyin’
GPS relyin’
Cyber sales demand for it
Prime Air leaves the ground
Fast delivery
30 minutes carrying 5 lbs!!!
[86% of what ships out]
Here come Amazon drones
The ‘Net is primed
Time: 5 (years to develop)
Drone use new
Lightweight too
Far from crude
It can fly for 10 miles
Obstacle snares
And legality
Are denials
[Appeals are filed]
By ‘18
Here come Amazon drones
The ‘Net is primed
(Akin to pizza delivery)
‘Net is primed
The “Octocopter” is so cool
Unmanned flyin’
GPS relyin’
Cyber sales demand for it
Prime Air leaves the ground
Fast delivery
30 minutes carrying 5 lbs!!!
[86% of what ships out]
Here come Amazon drones
The ‘Net is primed
Time: 5 (years to develop)
Drone use new
Lightweight too
Far from crude
It can fly for 10 miles
Obstacle snares
And legality
Are denials
[Appeals are filed]
By ‘18
Here come Amazon drones
The ‘Net is primed
(Akin to pizza delivery)
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