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Song Parodies -> "Latest of the RQs"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Latest of the RQs"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This one's for you Ivan! Northrop-Grumman has been developing a new spy UAV for almost a decade designated RQ-180 "Son of Liberty" (last part provisional). It is much larger than the last revealed RQ-170 Sentinel that operated in Afghanistan and also jammed Paki radars in the raid on Osama Bin Laden. The bigger craft has an estimated 130' wingspan and has a wide upper intake for a more powerful engine, possibly even two engines with one filtered exhaust. Paint scheme suggests ceiling greater than the Sentinel but lower than SR-series. Gray suggests 50-60,000 ft. SRs are painted black to match the sky at 80,000+ feet. The UAV carries no armament yet but has multiple sensors and cameras, is SAT-guided, and stealth masked with RAM and possibly RAS. Built in Palmdale and spotted above Area 51.
Latest of the RQs
higher climb
Is unarmed unlike the MQs
Made for spyin’
Photos supplyin’
AF demand for it
Decade been around
Ops in 2015
Groom Lake, was spotted from the ground
[130 (ft) wingspan estimate sound]
Latest of the RQs
With higher climb
Intake wide
Longer cruise
Loiter too
Multi-use
Is quite a sight to see
Palmdale- there
High security
“Son of Liberty”
[RQ-180]
UAV
Latest of the RQs
With higher climb
(Greater capability)
higher climb
Is unarmed unlike the MQs
Made for spyin’
Photos supplyin’
AF demand for it
Decade been around
Ops in 2015
Groom Lake, was spotted from the ground
[130 (ft) wingspan estimate sound]
Latest of the RQs
With higher climb
Intake wide
Longer cruise
Loiter too
Multi-use
Is quite a sight to see
Palmdale- there
High security
“Son of Liberty”
[RQ-180]
UAV
Latest of the RQs
With higher climb
(Greater capability)
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remarkable bit of uninteresting and pointless prose
Not anymore or any less pointless than the majority of authors here writing about the mundane things of life, zombies, and the latest news and sports scores. But you are entitled to your opinion. I'm willing to bet that with a walk-around that you still couldn't tell the diffence between the MQ-1, MQ-8, RQ-170, and RQ-180 or in fact a range of foreign UCAVs from Europe, Russia, China, and Israel. I can easily and have. Happy holidays :)
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