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Song Parodies -> "New Palcohol is Booze"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"New Palcohol is Booze"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The TTB recently approved in error a product called Palcohol which means Powdered Alcohol. The packets are 1 oz each in a variety of liquor flavors and can be concealed easily. Palcohol can also be inhaled and nebulized or used to spike food and drink. A dangerous product, the risks are being reviewed...
New Palcohol is booze
is freeze-dried

Risks posed are bad news
Perfect for stealin'
For pocket concealin'

People want to ban it
Could break new ground
Inhaling could be deadly
Spiking drinks and food? Just sprinkle 'round

[The stiff drinks could put somebody down]

New Palcohol is booze
Which is freeze-dried
Quick high

To abuse
With misuse
Not approved
Many risks to study
Gives parents scare
... curiosity (leads to)
Addicts, dead bodies


[Drinking's NOT funny]

Fad drink unease
New Palcohol is booze
Which is freeze-dried
(Can lead to dependency)

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Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 6

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Bobby Branch (The Onion) - May 05, 2014 - Report this comment
If you're a kid growing up these days, sooner or later, someone's going to offer you drugs. "Go ahead, try some of these," they'll say. "They'll make you feel great. Come on, everybody's doing it. Don't you want to be cool?" People have told me all these things and plenty more, but I just tell them to buzz off. I tell them I don't need drugs to get high or be cool: I can do it with Palcohol, my anti-drug.
Patrick - May 05, 2014 - Report this comment
If i were the inventor, I'd set up a factory in Mexico. Let the government pay to keep it out, instead of collecting taxes on it. The new smokeless cigarettes have placed large quantities of liquid nicotine into the market. Dangerous, especially to children, if spilled on skin. Lots of new handguns, especially at the low end of the price scale, are being made in bright pastel colors, a display case looks like a tray of cookies or pastries. Not a good thing. If the powdered booze ever gets on the market, the govt will use that as an excuse to frisk everyone going into a concert or sporting event, which i think they do anyway, only even more intrusively. Three hours in line for a two hour show.
Rob Arndt - May 05, 2014 - Report this comment
The first thing I thought about with this product was how easy to carry concealed in a pocket. Could carry when driving with store water bottles. Teens will love this for that and spiking food and liquids IMO!!

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