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Song Parodies -> "Million Dollar Losers"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Million Dollar Losers"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Obama wants $500 million to arm Syrian rebels against ISIS as proxy fighters. Result? $60 million spent to train a mere 60 fighters who are more concerned with fighting Assad than ISIS!!! All Obama is doing is wasting our money on a bunch of losers who can be defeated by Syrian barrel bombs and Hellfire cannon that cost $200-300 each!!! The fighters claim they have 17,000 comrades who want to fight, but that 45 days training is too long. Really? The US only could find 3000 that were vetted and only 60 have passed. Basically, they just want US weapons to fight the Syrian Civil War. And anyone can claim to be a moderate in that region. So not a win-win situation for the US.
Million dollar losers
Waste of time

Train-and-equip approved
3000 vetted
Just 60 netted!

Non-effective proxy troops
Where can moderate rebels be found?
Tens of thousands waiting?
ISIS cuts them down
(Passing on from town-to-town)

Million dollar losers
A waste of time
O's lost his mind!

Confusional
Delusional
Unusual
Assad can beat them back
Civil planes
Carrying barrel bomb treats
Make tremendous blasts
(Hellfires also can hit back)

So, forget their pleas
Million dollar losers
A waste of time
(None of them stand for democracy)
A Hellfire Cannon is a Syrian improvised field weapon consisting of a wheeled tube, muzzle loaded with chemical solid that is packed. A used gas cylinder is packed with HE and a fin tail attached. The fin part is crammed into the tube, leaving the main cylinder outside the cannon. When fired, the blast shoots the fin-stabilized projectile to the target. Basically, a poor man's Panzerfaust on a wheeled Mount for mobility.

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