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Song Parodies -> "New Stealth Ghost Ship Reviewed"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"New Stealth Ghost Ship Reviewed"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The Juliet Marine Systems (JMS) Ghost is a new supercavitating stealth vessel aimed at defeating pirates, performing coastal Patrols, and to deliver Naval Special Forces covertly. It is essentially a 38' foot faceted module with 12' struts linked to two 62' long pontoons that contain 2x 2000 HP T53-703 turboshaft engines, fuel, and all major electronics safely underwater. The 3-5 man crew monitor systems and pilot the vessel with simple stick and throttle. Can carry 16 passengers. Platform is gyro-stabilized and it carries a 20mm M197 rotary cannon, BGM-176B missiles, and APKWS rockets. Can do 30-50 knots and is invisible to radar and sonar. See below...
New stealth Ghost ship reviewed
Crew: 3-5
Stealth faceted ship improved
Engines on dual pontoons
30-50 knots smooth
Made to kill pirate bandits
$10 mil to keep unit cost down
Compare to $500 mil Littoral
Ghost defies tracking, more sound
(Can handle 10' seas, move troops around)
20 (mm) to boot
Griffins to loose
Kill rockets too
Supercavitating surprise
22 control systems
38' module in the air
Is gyro-stabilized!
To foreign seas
New stealth Ghost ship reviewed
A great buy
(Eager export to 15 foreign navies)
Crew: 3-5
Stealth faceted ship improved
Engines on dual pontoons
30-50 knots smooth
Made to kill pirate bandits
$10 mil to keep unit cost down
Compare to $500 mil Littoral
Ghost defies tracking, more sound
(Can handle 10' seas, move troops around)
20 (mm) to boot
Griffins to loose
Kill rockets too
Supercavitating surprise
22 control systems
38' module in the air
Is gyro-stabilized!
To foreign seas
New stealth Ghost ship reviewed
A great buy
(Eager export to 15 foreign navies)
http://newenglandboating.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Ghost-JulietMarine.jpg
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