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Song Parodies -> "The Nazi Alamo"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"The Nazi Alamo"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Jonastal S.III, classified for 100 years. Second Fuhrer bunker and largest underground facility being built by 18,000 slave laborers plus 6000 SS. Highest priority of the Reich and defended by an EM Wave weapon up to 7 miles out and 30,000 ft. Never bombed or photographed from the air. Germany forbids any digging there. Beyond the Alpine Redoubt, it was to be Germany's massive secret weapons hub and is prime candidate for SS second atomic bomb program. The tunnels run miles deep and the SS buried weapons there that have not been recovered. A retired German engineer with ground penetrating radar and 3D imaging has picked up 5 big bombs there and what appears to be a disc craft. He was stopped by the German Govt. Whatever the bombs are, they are not conventional for such secrecy and location. The secret won't be released until 2045!!! Classified by the AEC, US Army, and US Government.
The Nazi Alamo
Classified

Frantic rush to finish you
SS intentions
Bizarre weapons

Alpine Redoubt, planned it
Hitler would be proud
But progress was slow
And there would be no showdown
(Hitler turned it down, Argentina bound)

The Nazi Alamo
Classified
'Til 2045

Wave gun used
24/7 crews
Inside was huge
Project was incredible
Never attacked by air
Jonas Valley
Tech was said to be "impossible"

Mystery
The Nazi Alamo
Classified
(Inside, weapons of energy?)

Note: digging is going on in Austria, Poland, and Germany over continued German A-bomb searches. One mine found contains 120,000 barrels of radioactive waste material from the second project.

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Rob Arndt - June 09, 2016 - Report this comment
Note: the planned use for the facility was as last refuge for the Fuhrer and top Nazis had they adopted the Alpine Redoubt plan and moved 300,000 German troops into Thuringia. Hitler rejected that and stayed in Berlin. But the SS continued construction and buried some high level weapons there.
Patrick - June 09, 2016 - Report this comment
If I had a bunch of 70 year old atom bombs lying around in my backyard, I'd want to see them secured. I probably won't live until 2045, but those ancient weapons could shorten my remaining span considerably. Who gave the order to wait? By 2045, Germany will be part of the Muslim Caliphate. Not the best people to be leaving a cave full of super weapons and a secret aircraft to. "Angele Merkel, open that cave!"
Rob Arndt - June 09, 2016 - Report this comment
Patrick, anything SS was under General Hans Kammler. Things like disc aircraft, EM Wave weapons, the Foo Fighters (4 different weapons), all new rocketry, jet and rocket fighters, the new atomic bomb project, and the Bell Device plus all underground super construction projects were controlled by him. Hitler chose not to retreat to the Alpine Redoubt, so Jonastal S.III went on without him. No one knows why the US Army and even Red Army did not explore the bulk of Nazi underground facilities fully. The SS blew the tunnels so hundreds of tons of concrete and steel block the passages to each section of the hub. The Fuhrer bunker 2 would have been in the middle of millions of sq ft of exotics. I don't even think the US Army recovered the EM Wave weapon there. As for nuke tests, there was one in Jan 1945 in the Baltic and one in March 1945 in Thuringia which are claimed. Whether these are mini-nukes if 440kg or SS liquid air bombs... nobody can confirm. Germans also invented FAEs and had nerve gases Sarin, Somen, and Tabun.There are eyewitness to a new 92 ft tall German cluster rocket launch too in Thuringia. Anyway, a 100 year classification is unbelievable. The disc craft, a 75 year classification. New declassified documents by the FBI suggest Hitler escaped to Argentina and did not die in Berlin. US Intel reports of a supersonic aircraft under construction by Skoda. Other US documents concerning German space projects include the repeated word Raumjaeger which translates to Space Hunter. Many believe this is proof of German astronauts first to enter space by 1944 in disc craft Haunebu II. A German Draeger space suit survived and is on display in the German Museum.

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