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Song Parodies -> "Cabot Gun- Something New?"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Cabot Gun- Something New?"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
A pair of Colt 1911A-1s made from iron and nickel taken from the African Gibeon Meteorite. Claimed worth $500,000 each. Nonsense, iron and nickel are the same whether taken from the earth or a Meteorite claimed 4.5 billion years old back to the Big Bang. Also known as "God's Guns!" Bullsh-t!
Cabot Gun- something new?
Before time?
Gibeon meteorite to earth flew
1838 Landin'
Future Namibia grabbin'
A gunsmith handled it
Iron & nickel broken down
Fashioned into weapons
M1911s were glory crowned
(Half a mil a piece profound)
Cabot Gun- something new?
Before time?
Great tag line
No, not new
Same stuff used
Galactic ruse
Same as a regular Colt
Added artistic flair
A rarity
Superior? An insult
(HK makers think they're jokes)
Gun insanity
Cabot Gun- something new?
Big Bang line...
(First Space Gun was Soviet Cosmonaut carried)
Before time?
Gibeon meteorite to earth flew
1838 Landin'
Future Namibia grabbin'
A gunsmith handled it
Iron & nickel broken down
Fashioned into weapons
M1911s were glory crowned
(Half a mil a piece profound)
Cabot Gun- something new?
Before time?
Great tag line
No, not new
Same stuff used
Galactic ruse
Same as a regular Colt
Added artistic flair
A rarity
Superior? An insult
(HK makers think they're jokes)
Gun insanity
Cabot Gun- something new?
Big Bang line...
(First Space Gun was Soviet Cosmonaut carried)
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was the gun the "Star" of the show? Ha! 5s
Yes, and the price was Astronomical ;-)
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