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Song Parodies -> "Adidas- Nazi Shoes!"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Adidas- Nazi Shoes!"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Adidas stands for Adi Dassler or Adolf Dassler. Adi + Das. Although the brothers Dassler (Adolf and Rudolf) started making shoes in their mother's basement in 1924, the Dassler shoe line took off under the Nazi Party when both the brothers joined. They made sporting shoes for the Nazi Olympics. Jesse Owens wore pairs when he won four gold medals. Later, in WW2, Adolf served the Heer, but went back to making German military boots while his brother served in the Waffen SS on the Ostfront, went AWOL, was sent to Dachau, but was liberated by US troops and then became a POW for a while. Postwar, the brothers fought and separated by 1948. Adolf formed official Adidas while brother Rudolf formed Puma! Then came sports and casual clothing plus sporting goods from Adidas. All due to Nazi expansion of Dassler. Dassler logo under the Third Reich at bottom...
Adidas-Nazi shoes!
Dassler line
Brothers knew what to do
Production started
For sports and marchin'
Olympics, Dasslers handled it
Spread those shoes around
Jesse Owens had three pairs
Took four Golds, broke new ground!
Adidas- Nazi shoes!
Dassler line
Until '45
Sport shoes
Marching boots
Formed Puma too
After split by '48
Adidas sportswear
Followed shortly
The world loved them, they're still great!
Father worked for a shoe factory
Adidas- Nazi shoes!
Dassler line
(Sons started their own company)
Dassler line
Brothers knew what to do
Production started
For sports and marchin'
Olympics, Dasslers handled it
Spread those shoes around
Jesse Owens had three pairs
Took four Golds, broke new ground!
Adidas- Nazi shoes!
Dassler line
Until '45
Sport shoes
Marching boots
Formed Puma too
After split by '48
Adidas sportswear
Followed shortly
The world loved them, they're still great!
Father worked for a shoe factory
Adidas- Nazi shoes!
Dassler line
(Sons started their own company)
https://www.fineprintnyc.com/images/blog/history-adidas-logo/dassler-logo.jpg
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The things you can learn here. Never knew the story behind these famous brands. Or the Jesse Owen connection.
Hugo Boss fine men's clothing has a Nazi past too. Hugo designed the SS uniforms and HJ clothing!!!
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