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Song Parodies -> "The Grossest Vegan Foods"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"The Grossest Vegan Foods"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Link below, judge for yourself!!!
The grossest Vegan foods
Poop & slime
Pepito looks like poop sandwich goo
Don't know what's in it
Looks like someone sh-t it!
Vegan mousse- wanna vomit
Who'd want to gulp it down?
Looks like fertilizer
Fresh crap to plant in ground!
The grossest Vegan foods
Poop & slime
Unfit to dine
Vegan pizza
Diarrhea? (Topping)
Don't wanna eat ya
Stuff looks like doggie sick
Vegan carrot cake- toilet prepared?
Looks like a log, tough dare
Vegan bangers look like d-ck!
In mash, Euro-turd thick...
This food is obscene
The grossest Vegan foods
Poop & slime
(Strawberry rice Krispy treat looks like a bloody bowel movement thing!)
Poop & slime
Pepito looks like poop sandwich goo
Don't know what's in it
Looks like someone sh-t it!
Vegan mousse- wanna vomit
Who'd want to gulp it down?
Looks like fertilizer
Fresh crap to plant in ground!
The grossest Vegan foods
Poop & slime
Unfit to dine
Vegan pizza
Diarrhea? (Topping)
Don't wanna eat ya
Stuff looks like doggie sick
Vegan carrot cake- toilet prepared?
Looks like a log, tough dare
Vegan bangers look like d-ck!
In mash, Euro-turd thick...
This food is obscene
The grossest Vegan foods
Poop & slime
(Strawberry rice Krispy treat looks like a bloody bowel movement thing!)
https://www.google.com/amp/s/meatcandy.wordpress.com/2009/06/30/top-ten-vegan-foods-that-look-like-poop/amp/
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