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Song Parodies -> "Too Many or Too Few? (Extended)"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Too Many or Too Few? (Extended)"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The US population is rising fast, someone born every 13 seconds, 12.5 million a year and growing due to refugee intake and climbing birth rates among people of color. Overpopulation is bad, but more workers and soldiers is always good. How do we balance the population out though? If Trump presides for 8 years the population will climb to estimated 100+ million by 2024 or 425 million overall, possibly 500 million!
Too many or too few?
Over time
Can't have a population boom
Baby makin'
Generations
Can America handle it
A population turning brown
Maybe with some job creating
Keep Social Security solvent & sound
(Troop levels to fight the wars comin' round)
Too many or too few?
Over time
A red line? 2029?
13 seconds- new
12.5 mil a year too
Will we become a zoo
With too many mouths to feed?
Have the food to spare
Sustain longevity
Or must we limit the breed?
(Kill-the-seed technology?)
Promote monogamy & celibacy?
We'll see...
Calamity?
Too many or too few?
Over time
(Thank God for World War III?)
Over time
Can't have a population boom
Baby makin'
Generations
Can America handle it
A population turning brown
Maybe with some job creating
Keep Social Security solvent & sound
(Troop levels to fight the wars comin' round)
Too many or too few?
Over time
A red line? 2029?
13 seconds- new
12.5 mil a year too
Will we become a zoo
With too many mouths to feed?
Have the food to spare
Sustain longevity
Or must we limit the breed?
(Kill-the-seed technology?)
Promote monogamy & celibacy?
We'll see...
Calamity?
Too many or too few?
Over time
(Thank God for World War III?)
Conspiracy theorists believe that bio company Monsanto is poisoning the food supply through GMOs to kill populations over time. What happens when the US gets overpopulated? Ever see "Soylent Green?"
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