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Song Parodies -> "Adult Meal Something New"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Adult Meal Something New"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

On Valentine's Day 2017 Burger King in Israel will present an Adult's Meal in a black box with a neon hamburger design and containing one adult sex toy (harmless) which could be a mask, feather duster, head massager, or mini leather strap.
Adult Meal is something new
Sex toy inside

Black box, neon burger to view
Is the meal nasty?
"Fifty Shades" fantastic!

Some people can't handle it
But it's not US bound
In Israel, it's just gimmicky
One day special to draw crowds

Adult Meal is something new
Sex toy inside
A naughty prize!

Mask is cool
Strap is taboo
Massager for you
Or duster to play maid
No condoms nor rings
Nothing extraordinary
No whips and no chains!

Indecency?
Adult Meal is something new
Valentine's
(Feast for the beasties?)

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annadult - February 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Ooh a toy for adult sized meals!
Kevin - February 15, 2017 - Report this comment
One has to ask, is this a Very Happy Meal?
Peter Andersson - February 15, 2017 - Report this comment
So if I rub my cheeseburger, does it become a quarter pounder?
Rob Arndt - February 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks all!

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