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Song Parodies -> "Need to Get Some Soap on You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Need to Get Some Soap on You"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Haji of Iran is the filthiest man alive who hasn't taken a bath in 60 years! He lives like an animal, eats maggots, smokes dried animal feces, and shaves by burning off excess hair. Although he avoids cleanliness, he drinks up to 2 gallons of water per day. He sleeps in a hole.
Need to get some soap on you
You smell like swine
Modern caveman just won't do
Need a scrubbin'
Shave, and some luvin'
60 years without a bath
Ran you out of town
Living like an animal
Sleepin' in a hole in the ground
Yet you bum cigs from all around!
Need to get some soap on you
Smell like swine
Should be a crime
Layered dirt on you
Covered in grime and stink of poo
Look like you belong in a zoo
Because you fear being clean
Even Abos wash their hair
And search for food to eat
Basics of a human being
Disgusting
Need to get some soap on you
Back to mankind
(You're lack of hygiene is appalling)
You smell like swine
Modern caveman just won't do
Need a scrubbin'
Shave, and some luvin'
60 years without a bath
Ran you out of town
Living like an animal
Sleepin' in a hole in the ground
Yet you bum cigs from all around!
Need to get some soap on you
Smell like swine
Should be a crime
Layered dirt on you
Covered in grime and stink of poo
Look like you belong in a zoo
Because you fear being clean
Even Abos wash their hair
And search for food to eat
Basics of a human being
Disgusting
Need to get some soap on you
Back to mankind
(You're lack of hygiene is appalling)
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