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Song Parodies -> "What if Yellowstone Blew?"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"What if Yellowstone Blew?"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
If Yellowstone blows, the Western half of the US will face a catastrophe. The Supervolcano will trigger other volcanoes and put up so much ash and sulfur gas as to blanket half the country. All crops will die as well as wildlife and fish. Mass evacuations are being planned right now by the US Army and National Guard. The swarms of quakes in the last month alone are nearly 900! Massive pressure is building. Temperatures are rising. Many believe it will blow this year. Scary.
What if Yellowstone blew?
Ahead of time?
In 2014 Obama knew
After review
Suppressed the news
Public won't be able to handle it
Destruction all around
Larger than any nuke detonation
Anarchy will abound
Ash and poison gas clouds
What if Yellowstone blew?
Ahead of time?
Millions died?
Volcanic goo
Ash obscured views
Temps drop -20, doomed
All crops and lakes destroyed
Evacuations everywhere
Gotta flee, gotta flee
The rich, the bright, all notified
(Govt, Armed Forces, know where to hide)
Catastrophe!
What if Yellowstone blew?
Ahead of time?
(Maybe why US not in prophecies?)
Ahead of time?
In 2014 Obama knew
After review
Suppressed the news
Public won't be able to handle it
Destruction all around
Larger than any nuke detonation
Anarchy will abound
Ash and poison gas clouds
What if Yellowstone blew?
Ahead of time?
Millions died?
Volcanic goo
Ash obscured views
Temps drop -20, doomed
All crops and lakes destroyed
Evacuations everywhere
Gotta flee, gotta flee
The rich, the bright, all notified
(Govt, Armed Forces, know where to hide)
Catastrophe!
What if Yellowstone blew?
Ahead of time?
(Maybe why US not in prophecies?)
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Makes me want to watch Dante's Peak!
Feets, do yo' stuff!
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