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Song Parodies -> "Ponying? Is it True?"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell On You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Ponying? Is it True?"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Ponying is a new horse-themed fetish where men & women dress as ponies (bit, bridle, horse tail, ears, fur) who are treated as ponies (being led by the bit, pulling carts or carriages, performing show routines, etc...). This goes beyond Bronies, sexual horseplay, and the new fashion hoof shoes for women. People are even gender identifying as ponies and to get into the role need "pony space!' WTF???
Ponying? Is it true?
Blows the mind!

Horse-worshipping fetish fools
First there were Bronies
Now human ponies!

Bit, bridle, ears and outfit
Horse tail flexi mount
Other perverts take a step further
Horse tail butt plug insert... pull out!

Gross!!!

Ponying? Is it true?
Blows the mind!
Sign of our times

Being "led" not cute
Nor animal suits
Nor hoof boots
What's the matter with these people?
Not a dare
Just stupidity
Pet a REAL pony, they're gentle!

Equestrian perversion spree
Ponying? Is it true?
Blows the mind!
(Worse is pony identity!)
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Overall Rating: 4.8
Total Votes: 16

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Peggy - July 13, 2018 - Report this comment
🐴🐴🐴
Frank - July 13, 2018 - Report this comment
Enough of this horsesh*t! When did recreational activities turn so sick and twisted?
2Eagle - July 13, 2018 - Report this comment
Guten Morgen, Herr Arndt. Horse hockey puck, but this parody is not.
Jeff - July 13, 2018 - Report this comment
Maybe they're just horsing around! 5's
? - July 14, 2018 - Report this comment
Where is Max Power to comment? Isn't this his kind of stuff?
Rob Arndt - July 15, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks folks! I'm surprised nobody thought up a pony up pun!

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