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Song Parodies -> "Singing the Gender Blues"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell On You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Singing the Gender Blues"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
It's 2018 and now there are around 63 gender categories mostly dealing with non-physical gender "identity" vs the three standard genitalia genders of male, female, and hermaphrodite. It's really gone to ridiculous levels of how people feel. Then there's the whole transgender agenda added.
Singing the gender blues
Way out of line
Most view sex as two
Male & female created
Hermaphrodite on occasion
But Leftards mentals hate it
What you "feel like" counts
Some identity as animals
Ann Coulter called them out:
[I think I'm an Apache helicopter!!!]
Singing the gender blues
Way out of line
Poorly defined
Transgender fools
What bathroom to use?
What identity to choose?
Gender fluidity sucks
Pansexual dares
Bicurious oddities
"I'm a dragon." WTF???
Face reality
Singing the gender blues
Way out of line
(Made-up genders reek of stupidity)
"Hey, I identify as a furry!"
Way out of line
Most view sex as two
Male & female created
Hermaphrodite on occasion
But Leftards mentals hate it
What you "feel like" counts
Some identity as animals
Ann Coulter called them out:
[I think I'm an Apache helicopter!!!]
Singing the gender blues
Way out of line
Poorly defined
Transgender fools
What bathroom to use?
What identity to choose?
Gender fluidity sucks
Pansexual dares
Bicurious oddities
"I'm a dragon." WTF???
Face reality
Singing the gender blues
Way out of line
(Made-up genders reek of stupidity)
"Hey, I identify as a furry!"
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To make a medium length story short, a friend said sometimes she was ashamed to be a woman because they are so helpless. I strongly approve of those feelings.
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