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Song Parodies -> "Created in '70s Brand New"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell On You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Created in '70s Brand New"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The Canis Panther is a dog breed created in the 1970s by mixing an Amstaff with a Doberman, a black lab, and black Great Dane. What you get is a large, heavy, loyal guard dog of high intelligence and great strength. This experiment has been fine-tuned over over almost 50 years but is still not recognized by the AKC. It has been used by tactical law enforcement and with Air Force units as patrol dogs. It is a rare breed not easily located. The males are 100-140 lbs and can run 28 mph. They have sharp teeth and great jaw pressure. Each costs between $1000-1200!
Created in the '70s brand New
New canine
Protection dog for multiuse
Jones, Stratten, and Lopez breedin'
Muscle dog conceivin'
AKC didn't like it
Pitbull part, they weren't down
Bloodlines established, generations
New Breed status may be sound
Created in the '70s brand new
New canine
Rates fine
Will protect you
Police and troops
Good with kids too
Ears cropped, tail docked, dewclaws removed
Needs exercise, open air
Created for security
Good temperament, loves to chew
A good breed
Created in the '70s brand new
New canine
(Loyal to a fault indeed)
New canine
Protection dog for multiuse
Jones, Stratten, and Lopez breedin'
Muscle dog conceivin'
AKC didn't like it
Pitbull part, they weren't down
Bloodlines established, generations
New Breed status may be sound
Created in the '70s brand new
New canine
Rates fine
Will protect you
Police and troops
Good with kids too
Ears cropped, tail docked, dewclaws removed
Needs exercise, open air
Created for security
Good temperament, loves to chew
A good breed
Created in the '70s brand new
New canine
(Loyal to a fault indeed)
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