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Song Parodies -> "Jumping Out of a Slow-Moving Ju-52"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Jumping Out of a Slow-Moving Ju-52"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
German Para Parody!!!
Jumping out of a slow-moving Ju-52
Isn’t easy to do
Got my RZ-20 parachute, gravity knife, separate 7.92mm FG-42
Low-level flyin’
REALLY low-level flyin’
A drop at 400 ft is demanding
Suspended in mid-air
Coming under fire
Gotta reach the ground
Jumping out of a slow-moving Ju-52
Isn’t easy to do
Isn’t easy to do
Carrying 13 troops
Carrying 13 troops
Carrying 13 troops
Drop zone near now
Suspended in the air
MP-40s and other weapons of little use
They’re in separate drop containers!!!
Sing the Fallschirmjaeger blues
Jumping out of a slow-moving Ju-52
Isn’t easy to do
Isn’t easy to do
Got my RZ-20 parachute, gravity knife, separate 7.92mm FG-42
Low-level flyin’
REALLY low-level flyin’
A drop at 400 ft is demanding
Suspended in mid-air
Coming under fire
Gotta reach the ground
Jumping out of a slow-moving Ju-52
Isn’t easy to do
Isn’t easy to do
Carrying 13 troops
Carrying 13 troops
Carrying 13 troops
Drop zone near now
Suspended in the air
MP-40s and other weapons of little use
They’re in separate drop containers!!!
Sing the Fallschirmjaeger blues
Jumping out of a slow-moving Ju-52
Isn’t easy to do
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I saw a Ju.52 at an air show many years ago. Sort of a flying Quonset hut. And you did mention the gravity knife. Haven't seen the cheap knock-off knives for a long time. A real one will bring $500 or more.
Patrick, you should just buy a modern Eickhorn LL80: German Army Paratrooper Knife LL80 In service with German Bundeswehr.
Features: Laser cut ice hardened blade steel 440A in steel finish MIL spec - 40°C + 80°C operating temperatures Maintenance free ergonomically designed Gravity Fed Knife all weather handle grip/scabbard supplied in Green Only. Each blade individually serial numbered for 100% traceability Blade Thickness 3.6mm Blade Length 80mm Overall Length 280mm Overall Weight 255g
You can find them online...
One of our local surplus stores had the cheap Chinese knock-off of the LL80 for about $15. The original German knives range from $40 to $75. Someone is making a copy of the wartime knife for around $100. It uses aluminum rivets in the grips instead of brass. As soon as the word gets back to Poland, that will change. Then if they can get someone to engrave a decent impression of the SMF or Weyersberg logo on the blade...
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