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Song Parodies -> "A Past and Future View"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"A Past and Future View"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The Chronovisor was a claimed device owned by the Vatican which allowed people to view events in the past or future. Brune’s 2002 book, “The Vatican’s New Mystery” alleges that the Chronovisor was built in the 1950s by Italian scientist and priest, Father Pellegrino Maria Ernetti along with twelve world-renowned scientists. The Chronovisor has been described as a large cabinet with antennae made from alloys of unknown metals, a connected cathode ray tube, and a control panel of buttons and levers. According to “The Vatican’s New Mystery”, Father Ernetti claimed that the Chronovisor could be programmed to view and record specific times, locations, and even people in the past or future. Father Ernetti further claimed that the Chronovisor functioned by processing electromagnetic radiation residue from past events. What is it most noted for??? The view of Christ on the Cross... quite controversial, but not the strangest claim ever made!!!
A past and future view
recordings of time
Chronovisor, false or true?
Was Vatican lyin’?
Saw Jesus Christ dyin’?
Father Ernetti + 12 built it
1950s, the undertaking was profound
Alloys of unknown metals (cathode tube, strange antennae)
Encased in a cabinet, built to astound (viewed events- many)
A past and future view
recordings of time
Confession time???
A strange view
A strange view
A strange view
A strange view- via EM radiation
Jesus on the Cross?
They viewed 28 A.D.?
Before Ernetti died, little information…
Do you believe?
A past and future view
recordings of time
(what could it see… for the Holy See?)
recordings of time
Chronovisor, false or true?
Was Vatican lyin’?
Saw Jesus Christ dyin’?
Father Ernetti + 12 built it
1950s, the undertaking was profound
Alloys of unknown metals (cathode tube, strange antennae)
Encased in a cabinet, built to astound (viewed events- many)
A past and future view
recordings of time
Confession time???
A strange view
A strange view
A strange view
A strange view- via EM radiation
Jesus on the Cross?
They viewed 28 A.D.?
Before Ernetti died, little information…
Do you believe?
A past and future view
recordings of time
(what could it see… for the Holy See?)
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In the past I see a great parody, and in the future I see three 5's! :-)
I wonder if the machine showed them the downfall of Roman Catholicism and th Vatican??? J/K!!! 555!!!
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