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Song Parodies -> "Cryptid (Creature) from Puerto Rico"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Cryptid (Creature) from Puerto Rico"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Latin America Chupacabra legend started in the 1990s in Puerto Rico and spread to Mexico all the way down to Chile. Some believe the monster is from another world and discarded by UFOs. It's physical description varies, but is usually 3-4 ft tall with greenish-gray skin, rough to reptilian in texture, red glowing eyes, spines from neck to tail, claws, hops like a kangaroo, and feeds with fangs to hold with a piercing forked tongue that makes a three-hole incision shaped like an inverted triangle. The creature's saliva paralyzes its victims which have their blood drained and also some organs. When confronted, the Chupacabra emits a high screech noise and also secretes a sulfuric acid smelling susbstance, supposedly. Although thousands off sightings have been reported since 1995, in 2010 a claimed killed example turned out to be a coyote with parasites. Other kills were decomposed coyotes with parasites or deformed dogs... so no real proof.
Cryptid (creature) from Puerto Rico
greenish-gray skin, spines

A monster that can’t be put in a zoo
I ain’t lyin’
It is terrifyin’

The locals really can’t stand it
Chupacabras runnin’ around
The dreaded “goat-sucker”
No rest until they all are brought down

Cryptid (creature) from Puerto Rico
greenish-gray skin, spines
3-5 ft high

It drains you
It drains you
It drains you
Your blood with forked tongue
Spreading chaos and terror
Red eyes, evil stare
Some even claim to have shot one

Could it be?
Cryptid (creature) from Puerto Rico
greenish-gray skin, spines
(well, not really)






Artist drawing: http://www.oftm.com/goatsukr.gif

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